Topics of this variety always lead me to wonder, what are people using as a gauge of the relative "happiness" of a fish as it were, and what sort of basal measurement are we using to assess and assign this apparently black/white measure of happiness? When is a fish, somewhat happy?
Methinks in the general populus (Clearly there are exceptions, especially amongst a forum of persons more versed in husbandry practices than the average PetSmart shopper) approaches it from a somewhat backwards point - the fish are happy when the keeper does not hold some sort of moral qualm with the way in which there fish are kept. This would explain the vast variations in "minimum" requirements for "happy fish" - this condition rest in the eyes of the keeper, not the animal. Among variations of species how are we even to determine the capacity for "happiness" between varying organisms? I imagine some sort of long term adaptive brainwave studies would be relatively conducive, but I have yet to see any myself or be aware of any ongoing with academia.
I very well expect this will draw derogatory comments from persons within this community, but perhaps if you feel the need to attack my statements one might consider the implications - your defensive rebuttle indicates that you are among those who approach this from the wrong direction. If you are offended by my statements, it would seem you are one of those who dictate the "happiness" of your fish through your own feelings.
Let us hope the discussion might remain calm and collected, lest personal vendettas get in the way of logical discussion.
I base happy on actions and reactions from my observations of my own tanks VS tanks in stores or kept in poor conditions in homes:
happy dog: wags tail, comes to me for love and cuddles
not-happy dog: tail low between it's legs, ears flattened against it's head, showing of teeth, growling, might back away from you or attack you depending on how threatened it feels.
happy cat: purrs, wraps around your legs, jumps on your lap for lovin'
unhappy cat: ears flat against it's head, tip of tail twitches, yawling sounds and hissing, backs away, claws showing
happy fish: swims around it's tank, comes for food, doesn't shy away from you or others in the tank or during a cleaning, no rapid breathing (a sign of distress in most every animal) healthy, no diseases
unhappy fish: hides out, stays to the bottom (for a normally active fish) prone to disease due to stressful situations, doesn't come out for food, shies away when the tank is approached or when you're cleaning, rapid breathing, clamped fins (yes again also signs of disease brought on by stressful conditions)
It doesn't take science or being a genius to note differences in behavior. What it does take to notice these things is to be an aware pet owner. We bring creatures into our homes, they didn't ask to become pets. It's our duty to care for them in the best manner possible. Just because we're humans (not my favorite species on the planet by the way) doesn't mean we're exempt from caring for these creatures.
I have wild caught fish, I give them the closest to their natural habitat that I can. I research my fish and make sure I'm up to task BEFORE I buy something. If I were to get an oscar, which I never would, I'd make sure it had plenty of room to grow AND a clean, healthy environment. This is the reason I won't get an arowana, I know I don't have the right system for one and that I probably can't get what I'd want to keep one healthy.