Murder Trial: The Tank Residents vs Mr Blue Legged Hermit

[tacosalad]

Plantiff: Residents Of The Tank

Defendent: Mr Blue Legged Hermit

Presided over by the honorable ME

Arguments for the plantiff: On Wed July 7th, 2004 Mr Blue Legged hermit was seen on the junction of rock and sand sporting the shell once belonging to Mr Nassarius Snail. Let the evidence show that Mr Nassarius snall and his 4 siblings (5 in total) had been fully accounted for since their arrival 4 months prior. Let the evidence also show that an abundance of empty domiciles (shells) were provided for homeless hermits, however none of which resembled the domiciles in which resided Mr Nassarius or his brethren.

Arguments for the defense: I saw the other shells, but I liked his. So I took it.

 

[Sea Cat]

Sounds like a reasonable defense.
This case is gonna be tough on the jury.

 

[darb2]

i would have to ask mr nassirus snail what he was doing out wandering around the tank, and not in the sand like he is supposed to be. And feeding time is no excuse.

 

[dralarms]

i would have to ask mr nassirus snail what he was doing out wandering around the tank

Are you gonna hold a seance?

 

[Bearfan]

You would have to pose the question, "Was the snail dead before the defendant took interest and possession of the new residence, meerly cleaning up dead matter as his job entails?"

 

[Atari]

Any eye witnesses?

 

[stresco]

Burn Him! He's a witch!

 

[alrmc4]

guilty as charged he can not help it though he had a bad childhood

 

[Atari]

It's all circumstantial evidence without an eye witness!

 

[Oafboy182]

By far the best post I've seen here so far in my young AA career.

 

[alarmguy66]

Search for the pirate crab post

 

[dralarms]

Search for the pirate crab post

Yea that one was funny too.

 

[Nitrate]

In the words of a wise man "absence of evidence is not evidence of absence"

 

[Atari]

Yes but a stitch in time saves nine!

 

[Nitrate]

If the shell doesnt fit you must acquit

 

[Bearfan]

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.

 

[dralarms]

Oh good grief Charlie Brown.

 

[Fishboy-from-NY]

lol, cool man

 

[MYTY1705]

help me with the pirate crab post would love to read it. I am a search dummy

 

[Crawling68]

Without evidence, the prosecutions case will not hold water