I can assure you that talking about your phone is about the furthest thing from being on topic that there is. If you want to continue this discussion, please do so via PM (either the phone discussion with them, or the off topic discussion with me).
"What, exactly, is the internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in such a way that any computer, anywhere, that is equipped with a device called a 'modem', can make a noise like a duck choking on a kazoo." - Dave Barry