New aquarium hobbyist sitcom... "Just Slap Me"
"Hey frank, got that cichlid tank up and running yet?"
"Nah, my weather loaches jumped out of my 55 last night during the storm. I spent most of the day planning a memorial service" (canned laughter)
"Yeah I know what ya mean frank, my anemone walked right into the intake of my maxijet 1200 this morning. I had to seek counseling!" (canned laughter)
(Fred bursts in the door and slips on 8 gallons of water that is lying on the floor and crashes into a stack of 5-gal
buckets) (more canned laughter)
(12 minutes of commercials for finding nemo 2, tetra, kent, all glass and 2 little fishies)