lol Thanks for the compliment. The sig came about after my wife got mad that I bought a new skimmer for around $150. She said that it was a waste of money and not something I needed, so I said "What about that Prada purse you bought last week, that wasn't a necessity." She told me it was on sale and that she had to get it, so I said, "Now you know why I bought the skimmer."
Hasn't said anything about my tank buys since lol.
"If your wife ever asks how much something was for your tank, just tell her you got it on sale and you had to have it! She'll understand"