Sorry to hear about your fish and job troubles. The only on-line job posting site I know of is Monster.com, but I'm sure you know about that one!
Congrats on getting your resume together and applying for some jobs already! That can be a job in itself!
lmw80's right -- everyone has bad fish times. Tanks do have a way of rebounding back too!
Hmmm...I'm not sure what mass spectrometry is (and I was a bio major for two years!)
but I went out to my perennial garden this morning and found it halfway destroyed by moles.....if the spectrogram would chase away the moles, then come on over!