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05-31-2008, 06:20 PM
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Anniversary
Since the world needs a little more laughter, I offer this:
Bob is in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 12 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!" The next morning Bob got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
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05-31-2008, 10:16 PM
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I think Bob is in REALLY DEEP CA-CA now.
But, she got what she asked for. |
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05-31-2008, 11:49 PM
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What a dilemma poor Bob is in - he got his wife just what she asked for, but now, if there is going to be a next anniversary, he will spend a great deal of time begging for forgiveness!
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06-02-2008, 11:42 AM
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LOL! Very funny!
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06-02-2008, 12:09 PM
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Haha that is funny. Bob is a very brave man for doing that!
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06-02-2008, 01:34 PM
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Quote:
Either he is a natural born comic or just plain dumb!! ROFL  |
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06-03-2008, 06:41 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Orange City, Florida
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Starting now, the first bite of each dinner goes to the dog!
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