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Old 04-26-2012, 01:37 AM   #61
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"In what aisle, could I find good old Newfoundland cod fish?"

The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you a Newfoundlander?"

The guy (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something.

If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

If I had asked for Polish sausage, would ask me if I was Polish?

Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

Would you? Would you?"

The clerk says, "Well, no!"

"If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

"Well, I probably wouldn't!"

With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well then, why did you
ask me if I'm a Newfoundlander when I asked for Newfoundland Cod Fish?"

The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot."
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lol ziggs that is awesome XD
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Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
To the prawn broker !

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys ?
He got lockjaw !

Where do little fishes go every morning?
To plaice school !

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
You can't tuna fish !

Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?
Because they climb into tins, close the lid and leave the key outside !

What do you call a fish who drinks too much ?
A beer-a-cuda !

Who has eight guns and terrorises the ocean ?
Billy the Squid !

What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout ?
Monkfish !

How do fish go into business ?
They start on a small scale !
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