Do You Know Any Fish Jokes?
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fishboy77
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butterfly_koi said:
Hahahahaha
Chronos313
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"In what aisle, could I find good old Newfoundland cod fish?"
The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you a Newfoundlander?"
The guy (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something.
If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
If I had asked for Polish sausage, would ask me if I was Polish?
Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Would you? Would you?"
The clerk says, "Well, no!"
"If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"
"Well, I probably wouldn't!"
With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well then, why did you
ask me if I'm a Newfoundlander when I asked for Newfoundland Cod Fish?"
The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot."
The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you a Newfoundlander?"
The guy (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something.
If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
If I had asked for Polish sausage, would ask me if I was Polish?
Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Would you? Would you?"
The clerk says, "Well, no!"
"If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"
"Well, I probably wouldn't!"
With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well then, why did you
ask me if I'm a Newfoundlander when I asked for Newfoundland Cod Fish?"
The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot."
LyndaB
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awesome!
butterfly_koi
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Maxkolbe
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Lol
fishboy77
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Maxkolbe said:Lol
Lol
gtojay
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Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
To the prawn broker !
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys ?
He got lockjaw !
Where do little fishes go every morning?
To plaice school !
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
You can't tuna fish !
Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?
Because they climb into tins, close the lid and leave the key outside !
What do you call a fish who drinks too much ?
A beer-a-cuda !
Who has eight guns and terrorises the ocean ?
Billy the Squid !
What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout ?
Monkfish !
How do fish go into business ?
They start on a small scale !
To the prawn broker !
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys ?
He got lockjaw !
Where do little fishes go every morning?
To plaice school !
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
You can't tuna fish !
Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?
Because they climb into tins, close the lid and leave the key outside !
What do you call a fish who drinks too much ?
A beer-a-cuda !
Who has eight guns and terrorises the ocean ?
Billy the Squid !
What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout ?
Monkfish !
How do fish go into business ?
They start on a small scale !
fishboy77
Aquarium Advice Activist
gtojay said:
What fish work for the hospital?
A sturgeon
Where do fish keep there money?
In a river bank
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