Originally Posted by gtojay
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
To the prawn broker !
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys ?
He got lockjaw !
Where do little fishes go every morning?
To plaice school !
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
You can't tuna fish !
Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?
Because they climb into tins, close the lid and leave the key outside !
What do you call a fish who drinks too much ?
A beer-a-cuda !
Who has eight guns and terrorises the ocean ?
Billy the Squid !
What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout ?
How do fish go into business ?
They start on a small scale !
What fish work for the hospital?
Where do fish keep there money?
In a river bank