Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide!
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Fly-fisherman's wife: "Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend."
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
I want to hold your hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand.
Two men were in a little boat on a river enjoying a bit of fishing. They hear a funeral parade just ahead going over the bridge. One of the men stands up, takes off his hat and bows to the funeral parade. As he sits down the other man says, "That was very gracious of you". The other man replies, "Well its the least I could do. I was married to her for 50 years."
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