Do You Know Any Fish Jokes?

[Alkane]

Hey

Was just trying to come up with some jokes related to the hobby.


Do you know any good ones?

[LyndaB]

Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide!


What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather!


Fly-fisherman's wife: "Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend."


What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
I want to hold your hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand.


Two men were in a little boat on a river enjoying a bit of fishing. They hear a funeral parade just ahead going over the bridge. One of the men stands up, takes off his hat and bows to the funeral parade. As he sits down the other man says, "That was very gracious of you". The other man replies, "Well its the least I could do. I was married to her for 50 years."

[Alkane]

Hahaha thanks LyndaB.

My girlfriend just showed me this one.

[VioletEmber]

Originally Posted by Alkane

Hahaha thanks LyndaB.

My girlfriend just showed me this one.

I'm going to think of this everytime I hear that song now! Too funny.

[Alkane]

Found this one on another fish forum. There aren't very many good one liners out there.

[LyndaB]

oh geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez.....

[mrwizard]

Hears a few :

Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll eat for life. Give an octopus nunchucks, and no-one's eating fish ever again.

During our day at the lake, my mate asked, "What's the biggest fish you've ever caught?""Have you ever seen the film Jaws?""Yeah.""Well it was about the same size as the box the DVD comes in."

My son wants a gold fish for Christmas...He must think I'm made of money.

[Regz8000]

What's a fish with no eyes , fsh

[Gboy66]

What did the fish say when it swam into the wall?

"Dam"

[Maxkolbe]

How does an octopus go to war? - Armed