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Old 06-29-2012, 09:22 AM   #121
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Thanks for reviving my joke thread.
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Old 06-29-2012, 09:36 AM   #122
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OK, I have a confession. I don't get it. Is he crying because his dad yelled at him for laughing?
Actually, the Dad could've gone all Norman Bates on the kid..... I mean c'mon, you've just caught the biggest fish ever, your line breaks and your kid laughs his butt off...... of course, I would've just tossed the kid into the lake but that's just me.
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Old 06-29-2012, 09:40 AM   #123
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Old 06-29-2012, 03:25 PM   #125
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A young man and an old man were fishing on a pier.The young man started telling the old one that the night before he caught a trout that was over 3 1/2 foot long.

The old man replied "Oh yea, well I was here 2 nights ago and I hooked something huge. After a 30 minute fight I finally got it up and it was an old lantern and the thing was still lit."

The young man said "You're lying. I can't believe that."

Then the old man said "I'll tell you what, you knock a couple of foot off your trout and I'll blow out my lantern."





If two goldfish were in the river with the river flowing south and one drowned where would the body float to?
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A young man and an old man were fishing on a pier.The young man started telling the old one that the night before he caught a trout that was over 3 1/2 foot long.

The old man replied "Oh yea, well I was here 2 nights ago and I hooked something huge. After a 30 minute fight I finally got it up and it was an old lantern and the thing was still lit."

The young man said "You're lying. I can't believe that."

Then the old man said "I'll tell you what, you knock a couple of foot off your trout and I'll blow out my lantern."



If two goldfish were in the river with the river flowing south and one drowned where would the body float to?
It wouldn't float it would be on land.
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Old 06-29-2012, 03:34 PM   #127
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um...... no.
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The body wouldn't float anywhere, fish can't drown
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Old 06-29-2012, 03:43 PM   #129
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What do you get when you cross two elephants and a fish?
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What do you get when you cross two elephants and a fish?
Can't even fathom what the answer could be
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