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Old 07-03-2012, 07:01 PM   #131
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Old 07-03-2012, 08:58 PM   #132
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LyndaB you are so funny!!! I love this thread!
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Old 07-03-2012, 09:16 PM   #133
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I know what it is! Lol can't tell though because I cheated and looked it up.
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Old 07-03-2012, 09:53 PM   #134
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Old 07-05-2012, 02:29 AM   #135
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Why fishing is better than making love

* When you go fishing and you catch something, that's good
- If you're making love and you catch something, that's bad.

* Fish don't compare you to other fishermen neither.
- And don't want to know how many other fish you caught.

* In fishing you lie about the one that got away.
- In loving you lie about the one you caught.

* You can catch and release a fish. You don't have to lie, and promise to still be friends after you let it go.

* You don't necessarily have to change your line to keep catching fish.

* You can catch a fish on a 20-cent frozen squid.
- If you want to catch a woman you're talking dinner and a movie minimum.

* Fish don't mind if you fall asleep in the middle of fishing.

Sorry I just had to this made me chuckle
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Old 07-05-2012, 06:06 PM   #136
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Aquarium Advice Poster: "My tap water is sooo hard!"

Aquarium Advice Answerer: "Really, what are your gH and kH?"

Aquarium Advice Poster: "Don't know, never tested them."

Aquarium Advice Answerer: "Then how do you know the water's hard?"

Aquarium Advice Poster: "Because when my fish need a break from swimming, they go for a walk!"
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Old 07-05-2012, 07:12 PM   #137
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Aquarium Advice Poster: "My tap water is sooo hard!"

Aquarium Advice Answerer: "Really, what are your gH and kH?"

Aquarium Advice Poster: "Don't know, never tested them."

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Aquarium Advice Poster: "Because when my fish need a break from swimming, they go for a walk!"
Lol that's my favorite
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Old 07-06-2012, 06:28 PM   #138
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What do you get when you cross two elephants and a fish?
so still waiting for a answer. Lol
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Old 07-06-2012, 10:22 PM   #139
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Old 07-06-2012, 11:43 PM   #140
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