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Old 06-20-2012, 06:18 AM   #11
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Mother: Have you given the fish fresh water today?
Son: No, they still haven’t drunk yesterday’s.
Maybe the lack of sleep but that made me laugh lol.
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Old 06-20-2012, 08:11 AM   #17
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Oh my cod, these fish jokes are giving me a haddock.
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I sea what you did there
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Corney but I love this one
There are five fish in a cave, a shark eats four. How many fish are left?
Two can't be the right answer. If the shark is going to be eating the fish in the cave, he must be in the cave himself, right? So, logic dictates there would be one left, the shark.

I like it, though.
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It depends if the shark is included in the original 5 fish. If they are all just swimming in the cave and then a shark comes into the cave from outside but decides to only eat four of the original 5 fish, then the answer could be two?

All this math is making me crabby.
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