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Old 08-02-2012, 10:08 AM   #251
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How does a group of dolphins make a decision?…Flipper coin

Does a dolphin ever do something by accident?…No, they do everything on porpoise

What is a dolphin’s favorite TV show?…Whale of Fortune

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?…He prawned everything

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?…Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!

What did Cinderella Dolphin wear to the ball?…Glass flippers
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Old 08-03-2012, 06:32 PM   #252
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Look at this T-shirt. Lol.
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Old 08-03-2012, 07:12 PM   #253
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Look at this T-shirt. Lol.
I want that shirt!!
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Old 08-03-2012, 08:25 PM   #254
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I know. I got it for my birthday!
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Old 08-03-2012, 08:41 PM   #255
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Look at this T-shirt. Lol.
Fantastic.
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Old 08-03-2012, 11:58 PM   #256
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Two goldfish were in a tank, one looks at the other and says "you man the guns, I'll drive"

(sorry haven't posted one in a while and this is all I found but it made me laugh lol)
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Old 08-04-2012, 01:32 AM   #257
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Old 08-04-2012, 04:04 AM   #258
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Look at this T-shirt. Lol.
This. Is. Amazing.

now i have to find one so i can but it...
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Old 08-16-2012, 04:20 AM   #259
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Old 08-16-2012, 02:08 PM   #260
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?

And yes I'm using Jeta's response to koi's riddle as my new signature lol. As long as you guys don't mind.
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