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Old 06-20-2012, 03:08 PM   #31
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Bwaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaa, you've been voted off the island! Oh wait, that's another show!
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Old 06-20-2012, 03:15 PM   #32
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Bwaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaa, you've been voted off the island! Oh wait, that's another show!
Lol I told you it was corney. Hey I tried my best, got people thinking though didn't it?

Romeo and Juliet are found dead on the floor in a bedroom. When they were discovered, there were pieces of glass and some water on the floor. The only furniture in the room is a shelf and a bed. The house in is a remote location, away from everything except for the nearby railway track. What caused the death of Romeo and Juliet?
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Old 06-20-2012, 03:45 PM   #33
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A fishtank fell and exploded their brains when a train went by?

But, if that's the case, where's the fish.......



AHA! I get it.
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Old 06-20-2012, 03:47 PM   #34
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A fishtank fell and exploded their brains when a train went by?

But, if that's the case, where's the fish.......
Kinda morbid there Lynda! Lol
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Old 06-20-2012, 03:51 PM   #35
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Actually, I deleted my original response where the tank explodes, the fish pop directly into Juliette's mouth because she was talking babytalk to them when the train passed by, then she passes out and when Romeo tries to save his beloved doing mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, he inhales the fish and chokes and both Romeo and Juliette die of their injuries, he from choking, she from getting poisoned by Romeo's toxic spit.
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These are fintastic jokes~
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Actually, I deleted my original response where the tank explodes, the fish pop directly into Juliette's mouth because she was talking babytalk to them when the train passed by, then she passes out and when Romeo tries to save his beloved doing mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, he inhales the fish and chokes and both Romeo and Juliette die of their injuries, he from choking, she from getting poisoned by Romeo's toxic spit.
I just about peed myself laughing lol
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I kind of averted to the solution in one of my previous posts.

Romeo and Juliette are the fish in the bowl. The train goes by, vibrates them off the shelf and SMASHO!
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I kind of averted to the solution in one of my previous posts.

Romeo and Juliette are the fish in the bowl. The train goes by, vibrates them off the shelf and SMASHO!
Exactly right! Point one for Lynda, boom! Check it off! Lol
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