fish jokes

[Lonestarbandit]

The man did NOT crack the glass instead the man PAINTED a crack on the glass. Fearing it would break, no one touched it. However, since it made the aquarium seem unsafe and it scared the patrons, he was fired.
I told you that you were close

Close ???? If my answer was a grenade we'd all be dead!!!!

 

[Lonestarbandit]

Blast! Feel like maxwell smart. .....missed it by THAT much chief....

 

[butterfly_koi]

A man was put in a gigantic fish tank with five LIVE, hungry, and ferocious sharks. A half hour later he walked out alive with all the sharks dead. How is that possible?

 

[George9]

A man was put in a gigantic fish tank with five LIVE, hungry, and ferocious sharks. A half hour later he walked out alive with all the sharks dead. How is that possible?

He killed them. Lol

Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other TIDE!

Try the veal!

 

[Tjt34]

A man was put in a gigantic fish tank with five LIVE, hungry, and ferocious sharks. A half hour later he walked out alive with all the sharks dead. How is that possible?

No water in the tank?

 

[butterfly_koi]

Nope he did not kill them

 

[butterfly_koi]

No water in the tank?

Yup! That was too easy lol

 

[George9]

How could they be alive in the first place with no water!

 

[butterfly_koi]

Well they could be alive if they were transported from the water to the empty tank

Ok one more

John invites Mary over to see his new freshwater fish tank. Mary looks into the tank and sees many skeletons. She immediately scolds John, who does not understand why Mary is so annoyed. What is going on?

 

[George9]

Well they could be alive if they were transported from the water to the empty tank

Ok one more

John invites Mary over to see his new freshwater fish tank. Mary looks into the tank and sees many skeletons. She immediately scolds John, who does not understand why Mary is so annoyed. What is going on?

Are they skeleton decorations?

 

[Maxkolbe]

John has ghost catfish and Mary thinks that they are dead!

 

[butterfly_koi]

John has ghost catfish and Mary thinks that they are dead!

Are they skeleton decorations?

Nope

 

[George9]

Hmm I give up!

 

[butterfly_koi]

Here's a hint, read the wording carefully

 

[paytertot]

What did one ocean say to the other?
Nothing they just waved XD duh dun tss
SEA what I did there? Are you SHORE?? I did that on PORPOISE!!

 

[Maxkolbe]

John called the people from tanked and had them make him a casket aquarium complete with artificial skeleton and Mary disapproves.

 

[butterfly_koi]

What did one ocean say to the other?
Nothing they just waved XD duh dun tss
SEA what I did there? Are you SHORE?? I did that on PORPOISE!!

Lol I love the corney ones

John called the people from tanked and had them make him a casket aquarium complete with artificial skeleton and Mary disapproves.

Creative but no

 

[Maxkolbe]

Oh, wait! Mary is scolding John about something complete unrelated to the fish tank like keeping his house tidy while John thinks his house is fine.

 

[butterfly_koi]

Oh, wait! Mary is scolding John about something complete unrelated to the fish tank like keeping his house tidy while John thinks his house is fine.

Ummmm...... Wait! No lol

 

[Maxkolbe]

Ok, I give up.