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butterfly_koi
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Johns tank is FRESHWATER. What Mary saw was a piece of coral, which is made up of the skeletons of tiny creatures. Mary, who is very concerned about the environment, was upset that John used real coral in his fish tank.
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butterfly_koi
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Lol that's it from me for now, its hard finding fish riddles that everyone hasn't heard before
Maxkolbe
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That was hard.
Lonestarbandit
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George9 said:Are they skeleton decorations?
And is mary blonde?
Lonestarbandit
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butterfly_koi said:
That one was terrible! Lol
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butterfly_koi
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Lonestarbandit said:
Yes they are lol but it gets everyone thinking
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butterfly_koi said:
Why must I think? How dare you it's my day off!! Thinking indeed. I value my brain dead days tyvm.
Maxkolbe
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Lonestarbandit said:Why must I think? How dare you it's my day off!! Thinking indeed. I value my brain dead days tyvm.
+1 don't you know some of us get to take a break from thinking during the summer! lol
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Maxkolbe said:+1 don't you know some of us get to take a break from thinking during the summer! lol
No summers off here. 6 months away from my second degree lol. But it IS my weekend off. ^^
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Do you know that almost all of your jokes have disclaimers? Lol!!!
<---- official joke separatorsThree priests were fishing on a boat when they ran out of bait.
The first priest got up and walk across the water to get some more bait.
After 2 hours they ran out of bait again and the second priest said he would go get more bait...so he got up and walk across the water.
After 3 hours of fishing they ran out of bait again and the third priest said he would get more bait. So he stepped out of the boat and went straight to the bottom.
The first priest turned to the second priest and asked, "Should we have told him where the rocks were? "
Henry's son, David, burst into the house, crying. His mother asked him what the problem was.
"Daddy and I were fishing, and he hooked a giant fish. Really big. Then, while he was reeling it in, the line busted and the fish got away."
"Now come on, David," his mother said, "a big boy like you shouldn't be crying about an accident like that. You should have just laughed it off."
"But that's just what I did, mommy."
What is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
One is a bottom-dwelling, scum-sucking scavenger and the other is a fish!
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That last joke was pretty funny Lynda!
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It was a cold winter day. An old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line, and waited patiently for a bite.
He was there for almost an hour, without even a nibble, when a young boy walked out onto the ice, cut a hole in the ice next to him. The young boy dropped his fishing line and minutes later he hooked a Largemouth Bass. The old man couldn't believe his eyes but chalked it up to plain luck.
Shortly thereafter, the young boy pulled in another large catch. The young boy kept catching fish after fish. Finally, the old man couldn't take it any longer.
"Son" he said, "I've been here for over an hour without even a nibble. You've been here only a few minutes and have caught a half dozen fish! How do you do it?"
The boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rrarm."
"What was that?" the old man asked.
Again the boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rarrm."
"Look," said the old man, "I can't understand a word you're saying."
The boy spat the bait into his hand and said... "You have to keep the worms warm!"
He was there for almost an hour, without even a nibble, when a young boy walked out onto the ice, cut a hole in the ice next to him. The young boy dropped his fishing line and minutes later he hooked a Largemouth Bass. The old man couldn't believe his eyes but chalked it up to plain luck.
Shortly thereafter, the young boy pulled in another large catch. The young boy kept catching fish after fish. Finally, the old man couldn't take it any longer.
"Son" he said, "I've been here for over an hour without even a nibble. You've been here only a few minutes and have caught a half dozen fish! How do you do it?"
The boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rrarm."
"What was that?" the old man asked.
Again the boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rarrm."
"Look," said the old man, "I can't understand a word you're saying."
The boy spat the bait into his hand and said... "You have to keep the worms warm!"
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butterfly_koi
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Ewww Lynda! lol
lol
LyndaB
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Pretend it's spaghetti....... nom nom nom..... 
absolutangel04
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OK, I have a confession. I don't get it.
Henry's son, David, burst into the house, crying. His mother asked him what the problem was.
"Daddy and I were fishing, and he hooked a giant fish. Really big. Then, while he was reeling it in, the line busted and the fish got away."
"Now come on, David," his mother said, "a big boy like you shouldn't be crying about an accident like that. You should have just laughed it off."
"But that's just what I did, mommy."
Is he crying because his dad yelled at him for laughing?
paytertot
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absolutangel04 said:OK, I have a confession. I don't get it.
I didn't get it either lol glad you said something
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butterfly_koi
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absolutangel04 said:OK, I have a confession. I don't get it.
Lol yes
absolutangel04
Daphnia are People Too.
OK. Thanks for helping me out. Lol.
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