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Old 06-20-2012, 09:47 PM   #51
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Forgive me but I had to add another blonde joke lol


A blonde was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag. She ran into one of her friends. Her friend asked, "Hey! What do you have in the bag?" She tells her friend that she has some fish in the bag. The friend says, "Fish! Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The blonde says, "I'll tell you what. If you tell me how many fish I have in this bag, I'll give you both of them."
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Old 06-21-2012, 09:37 AM   #52
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LMAO! Good one!
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Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "Whatcha doing, Tim?" "My goldfish died," replied the boy tearfully, without looking up. "And I've just buried him." The neighbor was concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your cat."
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Old 06-21-2012, 01:32 PM   #54
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No one in this town could catch any fish except this one.man. The game warden asked him how he did it so the man told the game warden that he would take him fishing the next day ...
Once they got to the middle of the lake the following day, the man took out a stick of dynamite , lit it, and threw it in the water. After the explosion fish started floating to the top of the water. The man took out a net and started picking up the fish. The game warden told him that this was illegal .
The man then took out another stick of dynamite and lit it. He then handed it to the game warden and said "Are you going to fish or talk?"
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Old 06-21-2012, 02:04 PM   #55
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Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "Whatcha doing, Tim?" "My goldfish died," replied the boy tearfully, without looking up. "And I've just buried him." The neighbor was concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your cat."
OMG!!!!
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Old 06-21-2012, 04:29 PM   #56
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Haha, I love "the far side gallery"


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Old 06-23-2012, 05:42 PM   #57
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There are five fish in an aquarium. One night, two of the five fish die. The morning after the incident, the owner can still count five fish. How is this possible?
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The dead fish are still in the tank.
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There are five fish in an aquarium. One night, two of the five fish die. The morning after the incident, the owner can still count five fish. How is this possible?
Because the floaters are still there lol
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Because the floaters are still there lol
Good way of putting it I guess lol but yes that's right. Guess I'm going to have to try and find harder ones
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