fish jokes

[Athaocity]

I was at sumo. thought this was funny.

 

[George9]

I was at sumo. thought this was funny.

LOL thats a great idea. I hope Nemo doesnt die!!

 

[Maxkolbe]

Lol! I need one of those...

 

[emerald76]

I am a rainbow rabbitfish.
What am I? This should be simple

 

[BakerBoy17]

I am a rainbow rabbitfish.
What am I? This should be simple

A rainbow rabbitfish..

 

[emerald76]

A rainbow rabbitfish..

Lol no

 

[butterfly_koi]

I'm just throwing this one out there, is it a guppy?

 

[fishfanatic]

I'm just throwing this one out there, is it a guppy?

Makes since to me. The only thing that breeds like guppies are rabbits...

 

[LyndaB]

so still waiting for a answer. Lol

What do you get when you cross two elephants and a fish?



The answer is.....................



A pair of swimming trunks!!!!!

 

[bud29]

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

 

[jetajockey]

the kool aid man

 

[butterfly_koi]

the kool aid man

Lol! that is a great guess!

 

[paytertot]

A fish tank. But that is freaking hilarious jeta!!!!

 

[LyndaB]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!


A fish tank!!!!!! I'll bet that's it!!!

 

[Skeeter4158098]

What do you get when you cross two elephants and a fish?

The answer is.....................

A pair of swimming trunks!!!!!

Lol. Finally my life is complete lol.

 

[Skeeter4158098]

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

A water heater. Lol. Seen it on mythbusters lol.

 

[bud29]

yeah its a fish tank. but the koolaid man was absolutely hilarious.

 

[LyndaB]

A water heater. Lol. Seen it on mythbusters lol.

You've been watching too many reruns of "Home Improvement".

 

[George9]

You've been watching too many reruns of "Home Improvement".

I loved that show!

 

[butterfly_koi]

A fish has a tail as long as its head and a quarter the length of its body. Its body is 3 quarters of its total length. Its head is 4 inches long.

How long is the fish?