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Old 06-23-2012, 06:08 PM   #81
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The man did NOT crack the glass instead the man PAINTED a crack on the glass. Fearing it would break, no one touched it. However, since it made the aquarium seem unsafe and it scared the patrons, he was fired.
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Blast! Feel like maxwell smart. .....missed it by THAT much chief....
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Old 06-23-2012, 06:12 PM   #83
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A man was put in a gigantic fish tank with five LIVE, hungry, and ferocious sharks. A half hour later he walked out alive with all the sharks dead. How is that possible?
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A man was put in a gigantic fish tank with five LIVE, hungry, and ferocious sharks. A half hour later he walked out alive with all the sharks dead. How is that possible?
He killed them. Lol

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A man was put in a gigantic fish tank with five LIVE, hungry, and ferocious sharks. A half hour later he walked out alive with all the sharks dead. How is that possible?
No water in the tank?
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Nope he did not kill them
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No water in the tank?
Yup! That was too easy lol
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How could they be alive in the first place with no water!
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Well they could be alive if they were transported from the water to the empty tank

Ok one more

John invites Mary over to see his new freshwater fish tank. Mary looks into the tank and sees many skeletons. She immediately scolds John, who does not understand why Mary is so annoyed. What is going on?
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Well they could be alive if they were transported from the water to the empty tank

Ok one more

John invites Mary over to see his new freshwater fish tank. Mary looks into the tank and sees many skeletons. She immediately scolds John, who does not understand why Mary is so annoyed. What is going on?
Are they skeleton decorations?
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