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butterfly_koi
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Koopamaster said:
Fsh lol Linda had posted that on the last thread that was up
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Fsh lol Linda had posted that on the last thread that was up
Koopamaster
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Really? Darn she got a ton of the good ones.
Well guess i'll have to be more original lol
Well guess i'll have to be more original lol
LyndaB
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At this point, do duplicates really matter?
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butterfly_koi
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LyndaB said:At this point, do duplicates really matter?
Hmm... Not sure, does that mean that you'll post the who has the fish one again? I never took the time to try and figure that one out
Bubbles0oO
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Got some new ones!
bud29
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Jeez, thread! WAKE UP!
Here's a riddle to get the people back on here:
Mr. Ocellaris Clowfish was lonely in his anemone. He decided to visit his clownfish friends in their anemones. He decided to visit Mr. Black first, Mr. Maroon second, and Mr. Two-Banded third. Mr. Ocellaris planned his trip. He calculated that the distance from his anemone to Mr. Black's anemone would be 1/3 of his trip. He calculated that the distance from Mr. Black's anemone to Mr. Maroon's anemone would be 1/5 of his trip. And he knew that the distance from Mr. Maroon's aneomone to Mr. Two-Banded's anemone was 2,761 inches.
To the nearest inch, how long is it from Mr. Ocellaris's Anemone to Mr. Two-Banded's anemone?
Here's a riddle to get the people back on here:
Mr. Ocellaris Clowfish was lonely in his anemone. He decided to visit his clownfish friends in their anemones. He decided to visit Mr. Black first, Mr. Maroon second, and Mr. Two-Banded third. Mr. Ocellaris planned his trip. He calculated that the distance from his anemone to Mr. Black's anemone would be 1/3 of his trip. He calculated that the distance from Mr. Black's anemone to Mr. Maroon's anemone would be 1/5 of his trip. And he knew that the distance from Mr. Maroon's aneomone to Mr. Two-Banded's anemone was 2,761 inches.
To the nearest inch, how long is it from Mr. Ocellaris's Anemone to Mr. Two-Banded's anemone?
bettaowner
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Here's a really lame riddle that I bet most people will get.
I give homes to the poor and get a home in return.
Most people don't believe that I exist.
Yet almost every marine fishkeeper owns me.
What am I?
I give homes to the poor and get a home in return.
Most people don't believe that I exist.
Yet almost every marine fishkeeper owns me.
What am I?
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butterfly_koi
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bud29 said:
Ummm.... I have no idea, it makes my head spin lol is it anywhere close to 41,456 or was that way off? Lol its been forever since math class.
I honesty give up
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Bearchumjs
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bettaowner said:
Hermit crabs?
That can't be right. People know they exist...
bettaowner
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Hint:
I am inanimate.
I am inanimate.
Bearchumjs
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bettaowner said:
I suck at riddles...
Live rock? Plankton?
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butterfly_koi
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If a guppy says, "All guppies are liars" is the guppy telling the truth?
Nu-Nu the eel
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No because that guppy is a lier!
Lol
Lol
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butterfly_koi
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Nu-Nu the eel said:
Lol Nu-Nu, as far as I'm aware guppies cannot talk so how would one hear a lie from what is not audible?
Tetra1990
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jackwagon said:
Where is the filtration? Your way overstocked. I would suggest you rehome those fish ASAP.
Jlsardina
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Tetra1990 said:
Lol. A true fish keeper
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