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Old 06-19-2012, 03:34 PM   #1
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fish jokes

We had a thread a while back about fish jokes which I loved to read. Sadly due to inappropriate comments it was closed. I'm wishing to start it up again but please refrain from jokes/pictures with offensive language.

I came came across this picture today and laughed really hard at the thought of this is what my new fish go through when I have them in the bag

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Anyone else know any jokes?
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Old 06-19-2012, 10:35 PM   #2
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This makes me smile.
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Lol, I loved that thread. Let's try and NOT get this one shut down.

Here's part of a funny fish card.
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Old 06-20-2012, 01:13 AM   #4
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Ive got some but my tablet wont let me post the pics right now. So aybe tomorrow. Theeres like 5 or so give or take.
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Old 06-20-2012, 03:06 AM   #5
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Not really a joke, but a picture of a pretty funny sign I found a bit back.
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Old 06-20-2012, 03:23 AM   #6
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Corney but I love this one
There are five fish in a cave, a shark eats four. How many fish are left?
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The shark?
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Old 06-20-2012, 04:57 AM   #8
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One out of the five plus the shark, that makes two fish

I told that to my husband, to which he answered "all five are still there because sharks can't fit into caves" lol
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This one always gets me.


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Mother: Have you given the fish fresh water today?
Son: No, they still haven’t drunk yesterday’s.
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