Fish Jokes!!!!

[BettaJesseBetta]

I heard one of the cheesiest funny (IMO) fish joke today:

Ok
So 2 fish in a tank
What does one say to the other?

You know how to drive this thing?


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[Delapool]

That's terrible

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!

 

[Outlaw]

What did the fish say when he swam into a concrete wall?

Dam

 

[Delapool]

There was a sale at the fish market today. I went to see what was the catch.

(I'll see myself out )

 

[Alan79]

This is a simple corny joke that requires someone to ask the right question. But if it they ask it goes.

Me- I was out fishing last weekend and saw a fight between a whale and a mattayogi.

Friend- Whats a mattayogi

Me- (in Yogi bear accent & voice) Nothing Boo boo.

 

[Pleco1415]

What's the difference between a piano and a fish?... You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish!


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[Oto]

What did the fish say when he was found innocent?

I'm off the hook!