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Old 08-20-2014, 05:40 PM   #1
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Fish Jokes!!!!

I heard one of the cheesiest funny (IMO) fish joke today:

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So 2 fish in a tank
What does one say to the other?

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That's terrible

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
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Old 08-23-2014, 11:19 AM   #3
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What did the fish say when he swam into a concrete wall?

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There was a sale at the fish market today. I went to see what was the catch.

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This is a simple corny joke that requires someone to ask the right question. But if it they ask it goes.

Me- I was out fishing last weekend and saw a fight between a whale and a mattayogi.

Friend- Whats a mattayogi

Me- (in Yogi bear accent & voice) Nothing Boo boo.
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What's the difference between a piano and a fish?... You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish!


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Old 09-02-2014, 02:02 PM   #7
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What did the fish say when he was found innocent?

I'm off the hook!
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