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Old 01-23-2006, 04:47 PM   #1
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Funny ....... Read.

As we all get older, here is something to ponder:

Sharing


He ordered one hamburger, one order of french
fries and one drink.
The old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and
carefully cut it in half. He placed one half in
front of his wife.

He then carefully counted out the french fries,
dividing them into two piles and neatly placed
one pile in front of his wife.
He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and
then set the cup down between them.
As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the
people around them kept looking over and whispering.
You could tell they were thinking, "That poor old
couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them."
As the man began to eat his fries a young man
came to the table. He politely offered to buy another
meal for the old couple. The old man said they were
just fine - They were used to sharing everything.
The surrounding people noticed the little old lady
hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband
eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.
Again the young man came over and begged them to
let him buy another meal for them. This time the old
woman said "No, thank you, we are used to sharing
everything."
As the old man finished and was wiping his face
neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over
to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of
food and asked "What is it you are waiting for?"
She answered....



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"THE TEETH."
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I thought it was funny too.
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eeewwwww, that is funny, but a bit gross!
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LOL!! eeew
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ewwww lol
my uncle doesnt have any teeth and he can eat hambegers fine...but still
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I really think it was cute....Just kidding....
Heee hee hee.
They really love each other!

Who would do this? 8O
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mmm..interesting... and disgusting at the same time...funny though!!
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I think the old man should have let the old woman eat first.
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