I've been keeping fish for over two years, and I must say that I'm starting to get mighty frustrated. They still won't talk, and I haven't even been able to get any of them to retrieve small objects that I throw into the tank.
I'm thinking of replacing the fish with aquatic mice (mus aquaticus).
These cool little critters are native to South America. They can breathe air, but are capable of staying underwater for extended periods thanks to gill-like organs behind their ears. They have webbed feet and a flattened tail to aid in swimming.
I just hope they don't eat my plants.
BTW, Happy April Fools Day!!!!!!
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