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Old 09-16-2005, 11:13 AM   #1
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Happy Friday Funnies!

My friend forwarded this to me this morning and I thought it wass funny and wanted to share.


Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married:

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one!

Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, 'Oh s***', cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."

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That's too funny

I'm not addicted... I can quit when ever I want...Wait...I'll just LOOK at the fish.

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Old 09-17-2005, 09:27 AM   #4
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i read that yesterday when i was at school in webmastering after i finished my projects, when i read it i just started laughing then the teacher wanted to know what i was laughing about so i had to read it out loud to the class, then they all started laughing. it was quite an experience..they should make a little film clip of that. that would totaly make my day..
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That is great.
Current fish (includes all 3 running tanks): Polypterids, severums (of which I raised from eggs), gouramis, plecos (gold spot ones & a gurupa), loaches (zebras, yoyos, & a kubotai), macculocchi spotted silver dollars, an African butterfly fish, & Ctenopomas (a leopard & an ansorgii)
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