I Hate My Job - Aquarium Advice

RJRofFL · 10-11-2008, 10:23 AM

When you have an "I Hate My Job" day at work, try this...

On your way home from work, stop at a pharmacy and go to the thermometer section. Purchase a Johnson & Johnson rectal thermometer; make sure you buy this particular brand. When you get home, lock your doors & close the curtains, disconnect the phone so you won't be disturbed. Change into comfy clothes, pour a refreshing adult beverage and settle into your most comfortable chair. Open the package, remove the thermometer, and carefully set it down so it doesn't get damaged or broken. Now for the fun part! Take the literature from the package and read it carefully. You will notice a statement in the fine print:

"Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized."

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud 5 times: "I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson."

Have a nice day and remember: There is always someone out there with a job that is more of a pain in the behind than yours!

Bob

mike47517 · 10-11-2008, 10:37 AM

**roka64** · 10-11-2008, 11:44 AM

LOL! Too funny!

DJLiquid · 10-12-2008, 07:21 PM

That's NASTY

jrp1588 · 10-12-2008, 09:08 PM

haha, one of my friends sent that to me a month ago, funny stuff. haha

mlpbarrett · 10-12-2008, 10:46 PM

HAHAHAHA, I read this aloud and freaked my husband out at the beginning ha.

HoCkEyGmC · 10-12-2008, 10:52 PM

wow i cant stop laughing!!!

10-11-2008, 10:23 AM	#1
RJRofFL Aquarium Advice Activist Join Date: May 2008 Location: Orange City, Florida Posts: 100	I Hate My Job When you have an "I Hate My Job" day at work, try this... On your way home from work, stop at a pharmacy and go to the thermometer section. Purchase a Johnson & Johnson rectal thermometer; make sure you buy this particular brand. When you get home, lock your doors & close the curtains, disconnect the phone so you won't be disturbed. Change into comfy clothes, pour a refreshing adult beverage and settle into your most comfortable chair. Open the package, remove the thermometer, and carefully set it down so it doesn't get damaged or broken. Now for the fun part! Take the literature from the package and read it carefully. You will notice a statement in the fine print: "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized." Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud 5 times: "I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson." Have a nice day and remember: There is always someone out there with a job that is more of a pain in the behind than yours! Bob __________________ *Lovely little 29Gal FW community with 3 Danios, 4 Neons, 4 Serpae Tetras, 3 Plattys, 3 Albino Corys and 2 Male Dwarf Guoramis. All of whom enjoy swimming, tennis, golf and Bingo on Tuesday nights.*

10-12-2008, 07:21 PM	#4
DJLiquid Aquarium Advice Activist Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 117	That's NASTY __________________ 14 gal biocube salt/ 3gal eclipse salt 1 orange zoo polyp colony, 1 toad stool (small), 1 umbrella leather (med.), 1 pulsing xenia, 1 star polyp colony, 1 blue mushroom rock, 1 (1 1/2 inch) blue spiney lobster and 3 Turbo snails.-Biocube 1 pep. shrimp 3 blue legged hermits and 1 small maroon clown-Eclipse

10-12-2008, 10:52 PM	#7
HoCkEyGmC Aquarium Advice FINatic Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: metro 313 Posts: 653	wow i cant stop laughing!!! __________________ 28gal jbj nanocube, 150w halides, 35 pounds of LR, 20 pounds of LS, tiny clean up crew, frogspawn, some type of brain, random zoa's, some type of pulsing xenia, trumpet frag, blasto, 1 blue mushroom, false perc, bangaii cardinal, diamond goby, and a firefish.

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10-12-2008, 10:46 PM	#6
mlpbarrett Aquarium Advice Regular Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Utah. Posts: 75	HAHAHAHA, I read this aloud and freaked my husband out at the beginning ha.