Most romantic 1st line...Most UNromantic 2nd line poems....

[reefrunner69]

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[center:82a66793a4]Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
but I only slept with you, because I was pissed

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar
bowl's empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot.
This describes everything you're not

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off your face

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
****, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming

My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way

My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to ****"

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
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[reefrunner69]

Well I thought some of you might get a kick out of these...but there have been no replys and only 13 views. I guess maybe the title only got the people interested in real poetry..LOL. I'm gonna edit the title. These were a most romantic first line and most unromantic second line kinda thing...and I didn't write them.

[Anemoneman]

No. don't They are funny. Me and the wife just split a gut laughing.