The frog is kinda cool, in a strange sort of way. Granted I wouldnt be wearing it around my neck, but still kinda cool. I do have to agree that no one would be snooping in that thing looking for money....
The calf is awful and should be in some vet school not on ebay. I would donate it.
the dolls are pretty creepy... and I am not sure what the blurry pics are about, is that the spirit? I didnt read the entire thing.
The clown is just sick! I had a clown that was hand made for me when I was a baby, it sat on my dresser as a kid. I saw Poltergeist as a kid too, it freaked me out and I sat under the stuffy covers for hours at night afraid that clown was going to kill me. I finely threw it off a bridge in the river