Originally Posted by corvuscorax
My animals talk to me all the time
Cats, " Clean the litter box" "Gimme some catnip" (druggie cats), "wake up it's 3am, time to play".
Fish, " FEED ME" , "Clean the tank, you lazy slob" "hey you missed a spot on the glass over here".
yep, I'd have to agree with you there.
Although add a dog into the equation and you get all that plus:
"um, hi. I need to pee." followed 1/2 hr later with "um, hi. I need to poop." then maybe a little "here's my rope toy. don't you want to tug it away from me now?" and of course there's "why do you have to stare at the waterbox when you could be petting me?" then middle of the night "OMIGOD SOME ONE IS NEAR THE HOUSE AND YOU NEED TO WAKE UP" which always scares the daylights out of me.
but boy would I be lonely without them.