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What's the funniest or dumbest thing anyone has said about your fish or fish in general? No naming or shaming!


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Someone once asked me if my goldfish was the mommy and my platys were her babies hahahaha
They were in completely different tanks!
 
Ages ago the lfs owner showed me a fried air pump. The person thought it should be an in-tank heater as well....

Although at the time I'd just cooked mine as well doing something dumb.
 
Someone once asked me if it was legal to have saltwater fish


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Why isn't there anything with teeth?


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I was at a pet store once and a couple with an Oscar came in to buy feeder fish. Apparently they thought that glow fish were the same as feeder goldfish.

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That would be spendy


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I was at a pet store once and a couple with an Oscar came in to buy feeder fish. Apparently they thought that glow fish were the same as feeder goldfish.

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That would actuallyyy be pretty cool under the actnic blue. . Now you see it! Now you dont!! Wonder what the poo would look like :D

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ITS a rainbow!!!!


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lol
Imagine what I got today?

Why doesn't the big Betta (a guppy) kill the little Betta (a guppy)?
Lol
Also,
Why are you Feeding them? Don't they eat each other?


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Lol - very funny. :)


Over many years:

Can you shift the tank to:

Opposite wall (4 yards),

To the left (2 ft),

To the corner (1 yards),

To the next wall (2 yards).

Outside.


Also 'wow, are they painted?'. Admittedly on some nicely coloured fish.
 
I wish you could keep salt water fish and coral in a bowl.. I would have mini reefs in vases all over my house


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You could try, have a mini filter system and I guess you couldn't really have fish.
 
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