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Old 06-03-2008, 06:11 PM   #1
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Three Elderly Fish

Three elderly fish were discussing how they would each like to be remembered after they "passed on" to the "fish tank in the sky."

They decided to describe how their eulogy would sound.

The first fish said, "When I am stretched out upside down on the bottom of the tank, I would like my human counterparts to say..... He was a handsome fish, had a nice personality, and always swam with dignity."

The second fish then said, "When I've taken my last breath and sink to the bottom, I would like them to say..... He was a peaceful fish, never bothered anyone, and will be sorely missed."

The third fish, paused for a moment, and then said, "When I'm laying on the bottom motionless, I would like to hear them say.....Look, he's moving!"


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Age is relative, you are only as old as you act....of course, this works in reverse....

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rotfl, thats kinda funny!
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