IShallNtEatFish
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When you find yourself convincing your wife how much she needs that $300 designer purse with matching accessories so that you can use it against her later
Yes!!!! (Did it work)
You Know You Love Aquariums When.....
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Yes!!!! (Did it work)
jwh0818
Aquarium Advice Addict
It does not work for me
Supergummy
Aquarium Advice FINatic
When you wake up sitting in chair staring at your fish tank because you fell asleep.
( true story)
( true story)
Supergummy
Aquarium Advice FINatic
Lately I've been looking forward to 8 at night when AA is in full swing...
Ian086
Aquarium Advice Addict
Or 2am in my case...haha. I'm currently living on North American time, well sort of!!!
jwh0818
Aquarium Advice Addict
Wow 2am ian? No way. By 11-12 and here I give up because the current threads stop coming in!
Ian086
Aquarium Advice Addict
Yeah and I'm in to work at 6am
Still my inbox is quite full when I get home from work at 2pm. It's something to look forward to when I get home....
Supergummy
Aquarium Advice FINatic
Yeah and I'm in to work at 6am
And I thought I was extreme!
Huro
Aquarium Advice FINatic
Always
...Guilt is a powerful tool lol....Don't get me wrong she thinks I need professional help for my "addiction" and if it was up to her I would have a sponge bob square pants themed goldfish bowl with a wind up fish and some plastic plants.
When you find yourself convincing your wife how much she needs that $300 designer purse with matching accessories so that you can use it against her later
If only that worked with my wife...
Ahhh the similarities...
When you encourage your spouse to get the best cell phone in the store...
My hubby just got a brand new, very awesome cell phone, guess my new aquarium light is coming soon!!!
When you encourage your spouse to get the best cell phone in the store...
My hubby just got a brand new, very awesome cell phone, guess my new aquarium light is coming soon!!!
DragonFish71
Great white snark
When you find yourself convincing your wife how much she needs that $300 designer purse with matching accessories so that you can use it against her later
I use tools against my hubby. I bought him a mig welder for Christmas one year. Yeah, that same year he moved my new 120 and stand down to the finished basement and set everything up for me
Huro
Aquarium Advice FINatic
Nicely done!!! Now that is impressive I can get away with the purchase but the work is on me.
Brookster123
Aquarium Advice Addict
your custom fabricated 3/4" square steel stand I'd hope :sparksbangbangdone:I use tools against my hubby. I bought him a mig welder for Christmas one year. Yeah, that same year he moved my new 120 and stand down to the finished basement and set everything up for me
DragonFish71
Great white snark
I have an edge though, I have a 5 pound weight restriction (which I hardly ever follow),limited movement, nerve and muscle damage in my back due to having broken it when I was a teenager. So between that and buying him the welder...
DragonFish71
Great white snark
Ha, I'll put the on the "honey-do" list.
Supergummy
Aquarium Advice FINatic
This cracks me up!
smooth_cannibal
Aquarium Advice Activist
when you quit caring that your girl took off after 7 years because if she didn't take all that crap out of the closet, you couldn't get that third tank in your bedroom.
when you look at your tanks and want to see if bacon really does make everything better.
after a week you finally stop sleeping around an empty 2.5 gallon bowl and put it on the floor
you wonder if its cruel to have been sitting your fishing rods next to one of your tanks
you have to pay for a dresser or furniture you are looking at on craigslist because you sat on it and broke it because you are a similar weight to a 15-20 gallon tank set up.
your roomates keep swearing at you because they keep picking up wet items around the house because you gave up on having dry hands long time ago
when you look at your tanks and want to see if bacon really does make everything better.
after a week you finally stop sleeping around an empty 2.5 gallon bowl and put it on the floor
you wonder if its cruel to have been sitting your fishing rods next to one of your tanks
you have to pay for a dresser or furniture you are looking at on craigslist because you sat on it and broke it because you are a similar weight to a 15-20 gallon tank set up.
your roomates keep swearing at you because they keep picking up wet items around the house because you gave up on having dry hands long time ago
smooth_cannibal
Aquarium Advice Activist
your fish are warmer than you are because you can't afford to turn on the heat
GouramiLover
Aquarium Advice FINatic
When the first thing you do when you get up and the last thing you do before you go to sleep is stare at your fish for a few minutes...or an hour
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