You know you're an aquarist if...(just for fun)

[Brandon K.A]

I know mine tend to jump their dividers. Lazy company people I say.
I know when I was a kid they were in plastic boxes in the tanks. I don't see that anymore either.

Strange right? Dividers sound better than cups though.

 

[stone1269]

When the reason for not being able to buy anything is not money- its because you are fully stocked.

Don't it suck

 

[stone1269]

When this is your Valentines Day present!

I didn't get nuthin

 

[smileyface9]

I didn't get nuthin

Same here

 

[Starka]

Same here

I got a chocolate dog?

 

[stone1269]

O well I'm buyin myself a fluval fx5 so.......xP:::::: on cupid lol

 

[Fishie]

When you lecture your teacher how a fancy goldfish wont fit in a mason jar and say that your not going to paint it because it wouldn't fit in the jar if it's full grown also that it would be stunted!!! (I'm in high school but we had to paint for some reason)

 

[Gboy66]

When you lecture your teacher how a fancy goldfish wont fit in a mason jar and say that your not going to paint it because it wouldn't fit in the jar if it's full grown also that it would be stunted!!! (I'm in high school but we had to paint for some reason)

You had to paint one on a jar? Or put one in it? Lol

 

[Alyxx]

Maybe they would jump over?

If they were too low, yes. Bettas are good jumpers!

When your power goes out in the middle of preparing Valentine's day dinner and the first thought is your fish, not how you're going to finish dinner.

 

[Tcal01]

When u ask your chemistry teacher if u can get extra credit if you give her your cycling log

 

[Austin.b]

When u ask your chemistry teacher if u can get extra credit if you give her your cycling log

Nice! Haha I was thinking about asking my science teacher aswell.........

 

[Brandon K.A]

Nice! Haha I was thinking about asking my science teacher aswell.........

We learned about water testing. I thought of that too!

 

[Austin.b]

We learned about water testing. I thought of that too!

You should have asked! Haha were learning about pH and stuff like that lol

 

[Mumma.of.two]

When you get a notice from your real estate agent asking if you have a leaking tap because your water usage has been excessive lately.

 

[Tcal01]

Nice! Haha I was thinking about asking my science teacher aswell.........

Mine said no :/. She said it wouldn't be "fair" for the other students. I don't see why she just didn't make all of them get tanks too and let me give a lesson on how to cycle a tank, "okay students, please take out your periodic tables and tell me the molecular mass of a nitrate" lol. That would definitely count for some major points on the gradebook

 

[cheeky_monkey]

When looking at New houses you cross off any that don't have brilliant tank space and put those that do at the top of the list.

 

[Jlsardina]

When your husband says he wants a divorce and the first thing to come to your mind is kids- followed by the reef tank

 

[Fishie]

You had to paint one on a jar? Or put one in it? Lol

She put one in it for us to paint :/ at the end of the class I thought I was dead.

 

[jbuck]

When looking at New houses you cross off any that don't have brilliant tank space and put those that do at the top of the list.

This is something I am doing now! Looking for a place suitable for 160 gallon or bigger reef tank. Dream place I would be able to put this in the wall and have a room just for me . If not I will settle for a place where it can be free standing and still have room for my freshwater tank. Is that too much to ask?

 

[Starka]

When you get a notice from your real estate agent asking if you have a leaking tap because your water usage has been excessive lately.

Lol that's great! I bet the water sounds coming from the tanks aren't helping either.