Now that that's out of the way, I am not new to aquariums but new to the sight. And I enjoy the heck out of the resources and available material here. I look forward to communication with people who enjoy the hobby as much as myself.
Hello and Welcome to AA Toby. you found a great forum full of great international aquarists who are happy to help in any way they can. any questions ask away and I'm sure you'll be able to answer questions for the beginners here. Enjoy!!
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