I do not think any of us are "touchy" or need to "chill out". We run a family friendly site with many underage members. I highly doubt they care to hear about your interest in attractive members of the opposite sex. If you are truely here to get help, advice and answers on fishkeeping we are all around to help...just keep it on topic.
BTW...Welcome to AquariumAdvice.com
Some people are like slinkies...they serve no real purpose yet can still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs!:p
Have a great day! Brian