I actually infected my wife with the bug, and now she's got aquaritosis worse than I do. She thinks she's going to be the next famous fish breeder or something. I, of course, encourage her greatly and now we're up to 11 tanks. I told her we need about 5 more and she agreed! Woot!
Marriage is sweet when the right girl you meet.
We're about to go do water changes together. If marriage can survive THAT, it can survive anything.
As for the topic of the thread, offer her a trade. A bit of structured compressed carbon for all that RO
water hitting the drain, and you'll be in. It's amazing what you can get for a bit of diamond.