A little humour - Canadian weather... Eh!

[Serge]

Some may have seen this one before, but I thought it was hilarious when I found this one. Enjoy!

The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

50° Fahrenheit (10° C)

New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
Canadians plant gardens.

40° Fahrenheit (4.4° C)

Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Canadians Sunbathe.

35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)

Italian Cars won't start
Canadians drive with the windows down

32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C)

Distilled water freezes
Canadian water gets thicker.

0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)

New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-40° Fahrenheit (-40° C)

Hollywood disintegrates.
Canadians rent some videos.

-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)

Mt. St. Helens freezes.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)

Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians pull down their ear flaps.

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[Blackpearl]

 

[Serge]

A little humour - Canadian weather... Eh! Part II

Oops... I did not noticed that the end tail of it was missing from the original post. I find the last section the most hilarious!!!




-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)

Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)

Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
Hell freezes over.
The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.

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[SerLunchbox]

That was AWESOME!!

 

[Zagz]

ROFLMAO,!! My husband is a Maple Leafs fan, I darn near died laughing!

 

[Serge]

Hehehe! WE could replace the Maple Leaf part with name-your-team! LOL I was thinking "Gee... the Ottawa Senators would fit nicely in this section"

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