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Old 02-04-2007, 01:12 PM   #1
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NEWSBREAK: Poop storm closes schools, Sphinx monument In NE

This is Heuy Lewis of CCTV reporting this Newsbreak.

The SW residents of Coral Gables looked on in horror from Zoanthid Hills as Cichlidians of New Egyptia frantically sought shelter today during the regularly scheduled weekly sewage cleanup as a water purification plant backup caused a storm of feces and detrius to flow and storm about the tank like a tornado of poop.

A larger than normal amount of waste, created by the Tetra Celebrations, where the Giant Danios performed their hit single Gimme some Planktons, at the Sphinx monument may have been the cause of the storm. Jimmy Hoffa, union leader, said "I've never seen anything like it. We had the union working triple time just to keep up. Them Cichlidians need to learn that waste doesn't just .... disappear" (on saying the word disappear, Hoffa stuttered, glanced around nervously, got in his van and took off.)

The Goddess of Clean Water did come and clean up the mess, but only after King Tony Montoya declared he would now be only referred to as His Magesty, Poo Poo Dusty, and citizens petitioned to change the name of the city.

4 proposed names are on the bill. The citizens of now City Formerly Known As New Egyptia look to you to help.

Please help the Cichlidians pick a new name.

This is Heuy Lewis of CCTV reporting. Now back to your regularly scheduled programming.

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how about naming the place, nolivesville
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Old 02-06-2007, 06:56 PM   #4
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Does the town flush its waste down into the sub-sewer like in Futurama?
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That sounds like one of the "news stories" your citizens in Sim City release.
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poop, schools

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