AA Trip to the Baltimore Aquarium!

[Jchillin]

Quick tutorial, so ya'lls don't sound like obvious visitors...

draff = giraffe
wooder = water
dudney? = doesn't he?
"Djeet?" - ususally responded to by "no, jew?"

Anybody else familiar with the local dialect, pls chime in.

Fugeddabudit!

 

[Fluff]

More to come...

Aig...the kind with a yoke
Amalance/Amblence...You know, the vehicle that takes you to the hospital
Amblance...Veehickle wif red lights dat goes to hospitals
Anyfink..As in anything goes
Arn... What you do on an arnin board
Arnjuice...from the sunshine tree
Aspern..."Take 2 and call me in the morning"
Authoritis...arthritis
Awl...goes into the crankcase
Ax...as in Ax me no questions, I'll tell ya no lies
Baffroom...see "rostrum"
Balamer...our home town
Barrie...as in I need to barrie some money off you
Bawler...what the plumber calls your furnace
Beeno...A famous railroad
Beero...bedroom dresser
beero...jroors fulla cloze wif jewry and nick nacks on top
Bethlum...A steel mill
Bidness: as in nunyer bidness
Birfday...blow out the candles on this day
Blare...the county seat of Horfud
Blare...City in Harford County
Bleef...What you believe in
Blow...opposite of "above"
Brefist: Champions eat it...meal you eat (or drink) before lunch
Calf Lick...Protestant,Jewish,and...
Cammer...used for taking photographs
Chimley...as in where the far place sends its smoke
Coats...the football team that went to Indianapolis
Cole Race Beef...a favorite sandwich
Corm Beef...another favorite sandwich
Croddy...Oriental art of self defense
Culrin books n crowns ... Kids play wif these
Dest...where you set at to pay bills
Dizzy Whirl...Florida tourist attraction
Down A Point...where most of Dundalk works
Downey Ayshin...Where everyone goes in the summer
Draff...animal with the longest neck
Droodle...Park that houses the zoo
Drooslem...The Holy Land
Druckstewer...drugstore
Duhmayta : as in lettuce, duhmayta, and mayonaisse!
Duddney...doesn't he
Dundock...people who work down a point live here
Elfin...animal with a trunk
Everythink...everything
Erf...the planet on which we live
Fate...Meet you at the Corner of Fayette and Calvert Streets
Fard...area between eyes and hairline
Farn Gin...used for fighting fars
Farst Fars...Smokey the bear fights them
Fillum...what you put in a camera
Flar...something growing in the garden
Floorida...Land of sun and retarment.
Ford...opposite of backwards
Froddy...that God it's Froddy
Gubmint...government
Gubner...governor
Granite...what you don't want to be taken for
Har and Far...What the boss does
Harble...horrible
Harrid...a downtown street
Hex...another department store
Highgeranium...hydrangea(Get dem highgeranium plants in 'fore dey freeze)
Hon...The Universal Name...Like Sir, Ms...interchangeable with any name
Horfud: the county next to Bawlamer but before you get to Cecil
Hoskull...where you went before cah-widge
Hustler's...a department store
Ignert...ignorant
Ignint...Totally Rude.
Iggle...our nation symbol - Also know as Merican Iggle
Init...Isn't it (Sure is dirty, init?)
Jeet...Did you eat?...usually answered by "nojew?"
Jeet-nuf? as in, 'Did you eat enough?'
Jynt(s)...The Big Grocery Store
kilt- murdered
Klumya...Rouse's new city in Harrod Canny
lahberry--place where they keep books
Larnix...Larynx
Litlitlee...famous for Italian food
Lobble...responsible for...as in "I hold you lobble"
Lozenger...medication for ailing larnix
Merica...and in Younighted States of
Merlin...The Free State
Morality...the race for Mayor
Macely...mostly
Mahsheen...Motor vehicle, as in. The two pleese jumped into their mahsheen
Meer...what you look at in the morning
Muriel...a large painting on a large wall
Murlan...the state that is south of Pennsyvania and north of Virginia (maryland)
Norf Abnew...North Avenue
Napolis...State Capitol
Nay Snay...No snow in the forecast
Noosemerican...Hearst newspaper that closed down
Noosepaper...where you read the funnies

 

[Fluff]

oh-REE-oles...State Bird AND the baseball team
Oll(rhymes with "doll")...what you walk down when you get married
Ollin...a peice of land surrounded by water
Oltno...I don't know
Paramour...what your neighbor uses at 8:00 a.m. Sunday morning
Payment...paved surface
Pee-anuh...Instrument that Liberace played
Perfick...without any faults
Petition...a wall that divides a room
Phane...what you answer when it rings
Plooshin...what's killing us
Pockeybook...pocketbook
Po-leese...a single police officer
Pleese...two or more po-leese
Praps...perhaps
Proly...probably
Quarr...sings in a church
Right Smart...A good amount, as in 'I get right smart abuse for publishing this'
Right Tasty...Delicious
Roont...ruined
Rostrum...where the ladies go after dinner
Sarn...siren
Screet...My friend Izzy live right down the screet from me
Semlem...neighborhood convience store
Slong..another way to say goodbye
Slop Machine...one-armed bandit
Smour...what's the matter with you?
Sneet..."That't neat!"
Snay...Snow
Snoo Few?...What's new with you?
Sore...drainage area under streets
sow-South
Spaars..Sparrows(Downa Point, Spaars Point, that is 0
Starfame...a synthetic packing material
Tal...towel, as in hanme a tal, hon.Turble...terrible
Tarred...sleepy
Torst...tourist
Tawlit...what you set on in the baffroom
Unnersteaned...understand
Vollince..what we see too much of in the movies
Varse...the doctor says "there's a lot of that going around"
Vyduck...as in Orleans Street Vyduck
Warshinn...our nations capitol - Also called Warshington by the cultured
Wayment...wait a minute
Wald...the opposite of tame
Wocder...what you wrench your hands with
Worsh: What you do to your face and hands before you eat
Wooja...Would you (Wooja lookit the wooder innat zink?)
Woter(Wooter): H2O. What you drink out of the woter fountain
wurjagitdat?: Where did you get that
Wrench..."rinse" as in "wrench your hands in the zinc"
Xtry...extra
Yerp...Europe
Zarrite?...is that right?
Zinc...sink
Zink...where you warsh yer dishes
Zollaphone...xylophone


Airya go folks.

 

[austinsdad]

Outstanding!!!!

She speaks Bawlemereese, duddnshe?

 

[quarryshark]

8O 8O 8O

 

[Fluff]

Ya know it hon!


Actually, this was taken from the internet. I can't take credit.

 

[QTOFFER]

This Lawnguylindur is laughing!

 

[Jchillin]

Ummm...so I have to learn a new language huh? Just when I thought that English and Spanish was enough.

 

[youronlysin]

Dont know if the invite is still open, but I'll sure try to be available. I've got a busy schedule coming up so I'll have to see what kind of vacation time I have left. Im off to Austin, Texas April 3-8 and as soon as I get back I have to fly to Idaho for 2 days. May is an unknown, but Im hoping to be lounging around by then.

 

[TankGirl]

Fluff that is hilarious!

Don't forget about Ruff (You put shingles on it to protect your home)
and Hose (Your domicile. Rhymes with "mose," which is how you pronounce "mouse")

 

[Guest]

Fluff, you cheated.

At's awright dough hon, dem fornners need ta be edyacated!

Ah cain't wat til iss summer, Ah'm goin downyocean, hon!

How 'bout dem O's! Iss year em Yankees 'n Red Sox doughn stann a chance!

I can't think of a sentence for this one, but:

Intendough, the box ya hook up to your telebision and play videaa games on.


Although I was raised (and currently reside), in the suburbs I lived in Baltimore for 6 years and am fluent in Balwmerese.

 

[Fluff]

LOL Eggslent. Ya'no, it ain't so much difernt thin how we WV's tawk.

Ya'll are a hoot!

 

[youronlysin]

You can officially count my family in. Me, my wife, our four year old daughter and our 4 month old daughter. Does that get you the discount?

I suppose someone is organizing this and will let us know times and exact dates. Ive already checked out the aquarium website and was wondering if one person would be buying the tickets for everyone? Who do we pay?

 

[Jchillin]

Well, you could pay me...

Sorry, I couldn't help myself. From what I understand, the author of this thread (DevilisTurtles) is coordinating this trip (with the help of some very dear friends). I'm sure when she get's a chance...details will be forthcoming.

 

[BrianNY]

Well before I actually commit Devilishturtle, I have to wait til the tournament schedule comes out. In my life golf takes precedent over fish . I'm hoping to make it though.

 

[TankGirl]

Brian you and Tara really have to come!! Pretty please??

 

[Jchillin]

Brian... drop the golf clubs You must go to Bawlmer You must go to Bawlmer

 

[Devilishturtles]

You can officially count my family in. Me, my wife, our four year old daughter and our 4 month old daughter. Does that get you the discount?

Woohoo! I think now, we've got WAY more than is needed for the discount.

Myself and corvuscorax (thank you!) are planning out a few things, and will update with some info soon. He is trying to talk the aquarium into some "speical treatment"....so we may have a big surprise for you all, soon. But, that's just a peek. lol.

Stay tuned. More info coming.

 

[TankGirl]

You guys ROCK! Great idea to get this trip started - kudos for everyone!

 

[QTOFFER]

Well before I actually commit Devilishturtle, I have to wait til the tournament schedule comes out. In my life golf takes precedent over fish . I'm hoping to make it though.

Oh, Brian, don't you know that:

"Golf is a good walk spoiled" - Mark Twain

"Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into a even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose" - Winston Churchill

"Golf is a game where you hit a ball, with a crooked stick, and then.... you walk after it. And then, YOU HIT IT AGAIN!!!! I say pick it up and put it in your pocket - you're lucky you found it!" - George Carlin (sanitized, of course)

A day at the Baltimore aquarium sounds like much more fun to me! Hope you and Tara can make it!