Do You Know Any Fish Jokes?

[fishboy77]

Yes i like it

Right i have one more

 

[LyndaB]

Yes i like it

that's better than your joke!!!!

 

[fishboy77]

Right i have one more

There were two fish in a fish tank one of the fish turned roundband said i will get the guns you get the wheel
Get it

 

[LyndaB]

You said who drinks water though, I've got him in the second to last house, and he was the only one with one thing missing

The Norwegian lives in the Yellow house, drinks water, smokes Dunhills and has cats...... he doesn't like fish, he told me.

 

[George9]

There were two fish in a fish tank one of the fish turned roundband said i will get the guns you get the wheel
Get it

Hahaha I get it!

 

[Alkane]

What do sea monsters eat?


Fish and ships.

 

[fishboy77]

What do sea monsters eat?

Fish and ships.

Lol good one

 

[Ukdans1k]

Did you hear about the starfish that tried flirting with the ladies at the gym?

He pulled a muscle!

 

[Alkane]

Not really a joke, o well. This is easy, don't google it

What always runs but never walks, often murmurs, never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a mouth but never eats?

 

[alLexX]

Not really a joke, o well. This is easy, don't google it

What always runs but never walks, often murmurs, never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a mouth but never eats?

a river

 

[Alkane]

a river

Haha yep you got it. Not the most difficult riddle, but I like it.

 

[George9]

a river

Oh darn. I was gonna say my little cousin lol

 

[Andy Sager]

Oh darn. I was gonna say my little cousin lol

I like that one!!!

 

[RamCichlidLover]

Two fish were swimming down a river and run into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says "dam!"

 

[Bearchumjs]

So, this snail is standing
in front of the Cadillac salesman and says, "How much is that Cadillac?" Then the snail says,
"I want a big 'S' put on each door, and on top of the car, I want a big 'S' so everybody can see it."

Salesman says, "Why do you want that?"

He says, "When I drive down the avenue I want everybody to say 'Look at that S-car-go!'"


I was watching trading places yesterday. Lol!

 

[fishboy77]

So, this snail is standing
in front of the Cadillac salesman and says, "How much is that Cadillac?" Then the snail says,
"I want a big 'S' put on each door, and on top of the car, I want a big 'S' so everybody can see it."

Salesman says, "Why do you want that?"

He says, "When I drive down the avenue I want everybody to say 'Look at that S-car-go!'"

I was watching trading places yesterday. Lol!

Good one

 

[LyndaB]

'Look at that S-car-go!'

 

[Ziggs180]

This is what Rams look like when they fight

 

[Alkane]

This is what Rams look like when they fight

hahahaha, nice.

 

[LyndaB]

OMG, I'm in tears laughing when that little goober turns around and offers the backwards kick......