fish jokes

[Convict2161]

Two can't be the right answer. If the shark is going to be eating the fish in the cave, he must be in the cave himself, right? So, logic dictates there would be one left, the shark.

I like it, though.

It depends if the shark is included in the original 5 fish. If they are all just swimming in the cave and then a shark comes into the cave from outside but decides to only eat four of the original 5 fish, then the answer could be two?

All this math is making me crabby.

It's too early for this lol. I need my coffee.

 

[LyndaB]

All this math is making me crabby.

 

[Lonestarbandit]

It's too early for this lol. I need my coffee.

Don't be so shellfish. The rest of us are enjoying it!

 

[butterfly_koi]

Two can't be the right answer. If the shark is going to be eating the fish in the cave, he must be in the cave himself, right? So, logic dictates there would be one left, the shark.

I like it, though.

Lol leave it you Lynda, to get me confused over a childrens joke lol
Maybe the shark wasn't in the cave in the first place, who knows? that's the way it was printed in my email.

 

[Lonestarbandit]

Lol leave it you Lynda, to get me confused over a childrens joke lol
Maybe the shark wasn't in the cave in the first place, who knows? that's the way it was printed in my email.

Oh now you're just trying to be a pain in the bass.

 

[Lonestarbandit]

Oh my cod, these fish jokes are giving me a haddock.

Nicely done.

 

[Bubbles0oO]

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[butterfly_koi]

Why wouldn’t the little shrimp share his toys?
Because he was a little shellfish.

 

[FishEggs]

Lol leave it you Lynda, to get me confused over a childrens joke lol
Maybe the shark wasn't in the cave in the first place, who knows? that's the way it was printed in my email.

i think the shark is included as one of the 5 fish in the cave since it really wouldn't be a riddle/joke otherwise. it would just be simple math. So i'm going with the answer "the shark."

 

[butterfly_koi]

i think the shark is included as one of the 5 fish in the cave since it really wouldn't be a riddle/joke otherwise. it would just be simple math. So i'm going with the answer "the shark."

Who knows if the shark was there in the beginning? Maybe he showed up late to the party lol

 

[LyndaB]

Bwaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaa, you've been voted off the island! Oh wait, that's another show!

 

[butterfly_koi]

Bwaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaa, you've been voted off the island! Oh wait, that's another show!

Lol I told you it was corney. Hey I tried my best, got people thinking though didn't it?

Romeo and Juliet are found dead on the floor in a bedroom. When they were discovered, there were pieces of glass and some water on the floor. The only furniture in the room is a shelf and a bed. The house in is a remote location, away from everything except for the nearby railway track. What caused the death of Romeo and Juliet?

 

[LyndaB]

A fishtank fell and exploded their brains when a train went by?

But, if that's the case, where's the fish.......



AHA! I get it.

 

[butterfly_koi]

A fishtank fell and exploded their brains when a train went by?

But, if that's the case, where's the fish.......

Kinda morbid there Lynda! Lol

 

[LyndaB]

Actually, I deleted my original response where the tank explodes, the fish pop directly into Juliette's mouth because she was talking babytalk to them when the train passed by, then she passes out and when Romeo tries to save his beloved doing mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, he inhales the fish and chokes and both Romeo and Juliette die of their injuries, he from choking, she from getting poisoned by Romeo's toxic spit.

 

[sharkiegirl94]

These are fintastic jokes~

 

[butterfly_koi]

Actually, I deleted my original response where the tank explodes, the fish pop directly into Juliette's mouth because she was talking babytalk to them when the train passed by, then she passes out and when Romeo tries to save his beloved doing mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, he inhales the fish and chokes and both Romeo and Juliette die of their injuries, he from choking, she from getting poisoned by Romeo's toxic spit.

I just about peed myself laughing lol
Very creative!

 

[butterfly_koi]

Give up?

 

[LyndaB]

I kind of averted to the solution in one of my previous posts.

Romeo and Juliette are the fish in the bowl. The train goes by, vibrates them off the shelf and SMASHO!

 

[butterfly_koi]

I kind of averted to the solution in one of my previous posts.

Romeo and Juliette are the fish in the bowl. The train goes by, vibrates them off the shelf and SMASHO!

Exactly right! Point one for Lynda, boom! Check it off! Lol