I hate deliberately rude, mean, stinky people who walk into the fish store with their big hulking scary looking boyfriend and do the following-
"Ey, you ova der, come 'ere righ' now!"
"Hello ma'am, how may I help you today?"
"I want kuluhful swimmin' thangs'."
*Boyfriend looks at watch*
"What kind, ma'am?"
*Points to yellow and orange mollies*
"I want dem [moderator edit] right dere'!"
"Excuse me ma'am, please refrain from that language and behavior here."
*Boyfriend exhales deep breath*
*Lady walks over to platy tank*
"I want dat blue one right dere'"
"How long has your tank been set up, and how big is it?"
"It's big enuff, and it's been set up since dis' mornin' plenty o' time!"
In the end, I sold her the fish, as I'm just a kid and her boyfriend looked MEAN. Nobody wanted to intervene.
I am not making fun of anyone or their accent on this forum, just trying to give you an idea of how ridiculous she was, yelling and all.
So what was the wackiest scenario at your LFS