.....you wish the LFS would pay as much per hour as your current job, which you would quit in a heartbeat if the LFS did pay that well.
.....you can't stand to look at the tanks at your local Wal-Mart because you feel compelled to do SOMETHING and when you can't it bothers you for days.
.....you cringe and want to cry when some one you know, who has a tank, tells you stuff like "I finally managed to do a PWC and cleaning yesterday after several months" or "I finally got around to feeding my fish last night, boy it's been at least a week" ARRRGH
.....you purchased a current copy of
Tropical Fish Hobbyist or another fish magazine at the LFS because, even though you have a subscription, you couldn't wait any longer for your to show up in the mail, and now you have two copies and you don't care
.....you go to so many fish forums you actually know one of the columinsts in
Tropical Fish Hobbyist
.....you visit an International Aquascaping Contest website, see some tanks entered by someone locally that you don't know, and you email that total stranger out of blue, scaring them a little, just to discuss their planted tanks
http://showcase.aquatic-gardeners.org/2005.cgi?&Scale=258&op=showpage&name=welcome ( I made a friend out of it, but i'm still yet to meet him)