Doan
Aquarium Advice Freak
You guys have to see this we finally did it.. Now the ocean is striking back..
http://www.theonion.com/3951/top_story.html
Doan
http://www.theonion.com/3951/top_story.html

Doan
On "The Onion"? No, NEVER! . .Is there anything truthful about it?
The Onion said:Aoki strongly urged humans, especially those living near the sea, to learn to communicate using a system of clicks and whistles in a frequency range of 4 to 150 kHz. He also encouraged humans to "start practicing their echolocation as soon as possible."