fish jokes

[Gboy66]

Hahaha i knew it!!!^^^^ i just saw someone posted it before i could! Darn

 

[Jlsardina]

Know it all......

Lol. Not a know it all. I have sponge in my tank. It's the only time that bag water goes into my tank!

 

[butterfly_koi]

Ok this one is not about fish but still pertains to topic

I can be quick and then I'm deadly,
I am a rock, shell and bone medley.
If I was made into a man, I'd make people dream,
I gather in my millions by ocean, sea and stream.
What am I?

 

[Jlsardina]

Ok this one is not about fish but still pertains to topic

I can be quick and then I'm deadly,
I am a rock, shell and bone medley.
If I was made into a man, I'd make people dream,
I gather in my millions by ocean, sea and stream.
What am I?

Sand?
Quick to move and deadly if on corals long term. Made of rock, she'll and bone
Sand man makes people dream

 

[butterfly_koi]

Sand?
Quick to move and deadly if on corals long term. Made of rock, she'll and bone
Sand man makes people dream

Correct! I'm going to have to try and find harder ones these are too easy

 

[butterfly_koi]

A fish walked to a store and bought a bag of chips for $0.99, he takes out his wallet but finds out he has no money.
How is the fish going to pay for it?

 

[Athaocity]

A fish walked to a store and bought a bag of chips for $0.99, he takes out his wallet but finds out he has no money.
How is the fish going to pay for it?

he already bought it thats why he has no money......
>.<
because if he was buying, he'd still have money in his wallet.

 

[butterfly_koi]

he already bought it thats why he has no money......
>.<
because if he was buying, he'd still have money in his wallet.

Lol no

 

[Athaocity]

he will go fish for a goldfish
and use it as currency!

 

[butterfly_koi]

he will go fish for a goldfish
and use it as currency!

Lol no

 

[George9]

Is he gonna use a sand dollar? Haha

 

[butterfly_koi]

Is he gonna use a sand dollar? Haha

Haha no, give up yet?

 

[Athaocity]

haha I give

 

[George9]

Haha no, give up yet?

No! Man i thought for sure thatd be it. Darnn

I give

 

[butterfly_koi]

Here's the answer:
Who cares, fish can't walk. So the fish never walked to the store in the first place.
Lol

 

[Athaocity]

lol. but what if the fish's world was like shark tale's world?? haha anyway, good question.

 

[butterfly_koi]

lol. but what if the fish's world was like shark tale's world?? haha anyway, good question.

It depends in the type of fish as well, I don't think potato chips are a good dietary supplement for fish and ya never know maybe the fish couldn't tolerate the salt anyways

 

[George9]

Another great joke from the eel:lol



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[George9]

Ah no, I didn't mean to kill the thread! Lol

 

[Chronos313]

Lol u didn't