Lol hide yo wife hide yo children!
I would plan a heist to steal that aquarium. You know, just any old normal night and then WHAM bust the window armed with your Python water changer! Put the nozzle in the tank, drain almost all water (I have calculated everything and according to my calculations you ideally want 2" of water for the fish) and then drag the tank to your house! I'll bet they'll wake up in the morning and not even care, and when they see you struggling with it up the driveway they'll think you got your own! I would legit do this, just get a muscle man to help me lift it