My LFS has a sign that says 'unattended children will be given candy & a kitten'. Wish I could put one up where I work, I run the cat adoption program at the veterinary clinic & I could totally back up that threat!!
Really? Nobody liked this? Too droll?
The only way this could be droll is if it wore a monacle, a top hat, and silver-tipped cane. (((highly amused and just now seeing this lolol)))