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Old 10-29-2002, 01:09 PM   #1
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Fish Jokes?

Have you heard about the sexy prawn who pulled a muscle?

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Old 10-29-2002, 01:15 PM   #2
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No, but if its clean or can be edited to be clean please tell.
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Old 10-29-2002, 01:20 PM   #3
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No, but if its clean or can be edited to be clean please tell.
LOL at FishFreak, that was the joke, it was a one liner. You know muscle, like the mollusk....
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Sorry but I had work on the brain so i not register the joke. HAHA so jokes on me....
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I an attempt to be "politically correct"...WARNING: BAD JOKE ALERT !!! PLEASE... Do not read if you are easily offended...

Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called Christian.

The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that patrolled the area.

Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm bored and frustrated at being a prawn, I wish I was a shark, then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten..."

As Justin had his mind firmly on becoming a predator, a mysterious cod appears and says, "Your wish is granted", and lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.

Time went on (as it invariably does...) and Justin found himself becoming bored and lonely as a shark. All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realize that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.

While out swimming alone one day he sees the mysterious cod again and can't believe his luck. Justin figured that the fish could change him back into a prawn. He begs the cod to change him back so, lo and behold, he is turned back into a prawn.

With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes, Justin swam back to his friends and bought them all a cocktail. (The punch line does not involve a prawn cocktail - it's much worse). Looking around the gathering at the reef, he searched for his old pal.

"Where's Christian?" he asked.

"He's at home, distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy and became a shark", came the reply.

Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, he set off to Christian's house. As he opened the coral gate the memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted, "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again."

"Christian replied "No way man, you'll eat me. You're the enemy, a shark, and I'll not be tricked."

Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed."...
(wait for it) . . .

...."I've found Cod, I'm a prawn again Christian".

Sorry, I know it is a lame joke but I warned you up front.
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Very lame, but good none the less!!
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That was SOOOOO bad I had to read the punch line 3 times till i figured it out.
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My dad raised me on puns and the like.


BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAAAA!!!
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LOL @ TargaBoy, I've seen much worse !
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another bad joke

first, my friend Tom is writing a joke book, so this is gotten from him. (all his jokes are from his head and pretty lame)

ok this one's best if u read it aloud.

Why did the crab go to the beach on Christmas Eve?












He wanted to see Sandy Claws!
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