Toirtis
God of primitive fishes
OK, they look cool, are incredibly impractical (water surface area...whats that?), and are horribly marketed (fancy goldfish in 5g and oscars in 10Gs?!?), but the real amusement comes from the price tag....the 10g makes the most 'pimped-out' 10g nano-reef look like milk-money.
http://www.robertcomptonpottery.com/sales_Aquarium-1.htm
http://www.robertcomptonpottery.com/sales_Aquarium-1.htm