1:You can't count the hair on your head
2:You can't wash your eyes with soap
3:You can't breath with your tongue out...put you tongue back in fool
Ten things I know about you
1:You are reading this
2:You are human
3:You can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips
4:You just attempted it
6:You are laughing at yourself
7:You just skipped No.5
8:You just checked to see that there is no No.5
9:Your laughing at yourself because you an idiot and everyone falls for it
10:Your probably going to share this to see who else falls for it
As for the words "idiot" and "fool" I don't mean them as an insult, that's just how the joke goes.